Skip to main content

single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.
Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.
by toby1 December 29, 2008
mugGet the single speed mug.

Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.
“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”
by Idk.k April 15, 2019
mugGet the Still Single mug.

Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!
by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021
mugGet the Assumed Single mug.

The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021
mugGet the The Kraft Singles Method mug.

single

the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!
"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"
by Rihanna Dwe June 25, 2006
mugGet the single mug.

single rainbow

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.
Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...
by hoagly January 16, 2011
mugGet the single rainbow mug.

single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.
by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009
mugGet the single-awareness day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email