Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping

When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do

by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020

Economic Stimulator

A job title that involves a person getting paid to spend there boss's money on whatever they want to help stimulate the economy. Able to spend the money on themselves as long as said Economic Stimulator thinks the item/items are expensive enough to help.

"Billy did you hear that the Economic Stimulator just bought herself another dress with the company's money"? "No I didn't John, I just hope that it was expensive enough to help our economy out". "Well its no rolex Billy, thats for sure". "All I know is that its gucci so i think it was a good buy".

by Sweet Beard AKA DR Hanskie July 9, 2010

Flight Simulator

Sexual act where a female wears a strap-on, delivers anal sex to a male in missionary position while simultaneously stroking his penis with two hands.

The actions involved would be similar to a fighter pilot holding a joystick, while executing advanced evasive flight maneuvers in the cockpit.

Josh Will asked Karly if she wanted to ride the flight simulator, he was too tired and wanted to lay down for the night.

by the great knife January 16, 2011

Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

by k2aileron December 10, 2008

Simulgasm

Simultaneous orgasm achieved when both partners climax at the same moment. An amazing and mind blowing occurence.

Stacey and Ann moaned in delight as they reached simulgasm.

by Not Christine November 20, 2010

Simuliu

A new poc addition to the mcu who is extremely attractice and solos all your faves! He can act and dance! Speaking of acting, he plays a new role in the mcu as Shangchi in his new superior movie Shangchi and the Ten rings. Did i mention that he's unproblematic? Simu has many talents and is funny and strong! Your faves could never! We all welcome him into the mcu! No-one does it like him!

"Omg simuliu! The hottest new poc character in the mcu!

"That's right!"

by chrisevansb00tycall September 5, 2021

stimulating

To be horny or getting turned on

It was a stimulating day cuz I was thinking of fucking my girl

by ALENCIAV May 28, 2018