The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 02, 2012
"I really just wish you would leave me alone!" Bella cried.
I felt awkward, and looked away. The tension grew in the back seat as we sat there in Stony Silence.
I felt awkward, and looked away. The tension grew in the back seat as we sat there in Stony Silence.
by WORDSOFENCORAGEMENT June 15, 2021
People are uncomfortable with the fact that; "18-20 Veterans continue to take their own lives in the USA on a daily basis." No one want to talk about it. It's kept quite. While so many Veterans fight their own "Silent War" here at home trying to get their due benefits and or disability compensation while simply trying to readjust back into society.
We are Breaking The Silence in the Silent War that our US Military Veterans are still fighting right here at home...
by The G.R.I.P. Master March 01, 2023
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Her. "Female silence"
Her. "Female silence"
by Krampus513 April 18, 2022
An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.
A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.
by Alcoholic Movieman March 01, 2010
The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.
Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
by hmcdesq December 06, 2022
by Johnny Hush June 28, 2006