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by KDcargirl October 29, 2009
Get the Taco Smasher mug.A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.
Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.
Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.
Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!
Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!
Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.
Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!
Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!
Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.
Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
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