On the serious

A phrase used to declare the serious nature of the statement that the phrase preceeds.

1: I have aids.
2: HAHA! That's funny man!
1: No, on the serious, I have aids.
2: Oh. I hear the only cure is death. On the serious of course.

by SaintZi January 23, 2011

never that serious

something you say when some one is over exaggerating

Paul: "Omg! You just stepped on my new Nikes on purpose!"

Mo'quisha: "Ovight, it's never that serious!" *bitch-ass face*

by E-Tag! October 23, 2008

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

Serious'd The Fuck Up

When one's complexion or demeanor shifts from lighthearted to straightforward. Describes when seriousness was quickly obtained.

At first, I was like ^.^

But then I serious'd the fuck up.

by Lymür Awsumsaws January 11, 2009

Serious Business

See: internets

The internets: serious business.

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009