ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS 

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs 

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs

The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.

Jeff had the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs for breakfast this morning

Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs by senorbeto January 11, 2026

Scramblevision

The nickname for Pay Per View channels in the 1980's and 1990's that you could kind-of watch for free, often with clear audio but scrambled video.

"Did you see WrestleMania last night?"

"Yeah, I watched it in Scramblevision."

Scramblevision by Stuvert June 7, 2013

The Canadian Scramble 

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

The Canadian Scramble by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020

Springfield Scrambler 

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people

“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”

Springfield Scrambler by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019

scrabblethon 

Scrabble for hours with your bffs n beers

HAD A SCRABBLETHON WITH MY BRO N BFF MARCUS LAST SUMMER!:)

scrabblethon by lizguitarlessons July 15, 2015