saged on

being stood up by someone after arranging to meet.

I got saged on when laura told me to meet her at SAGE in los angeles and she never showed up. i didnt leave my house for 2 weeks after that.

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 10, 2019

On the Sage

When yo homie says something you don't believe him so you ask him "On The Sage" and if he responds "On The Sage " then he's being up front with you.

Person 1: On The Sage she was sloping my shit
Person 2: On The Sage!
Person 1: On The Sage?
Person 2: DAMN OK!

by ANWWA March 7, 2019

Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

SAGE

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

by ABannedOne December 12, 2010

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 5, 2020

Sage

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sage sucks. sage is a rejected fucking muppet who always likes to make fun of Mickayla who btw is a talented brilliant amazing show-stopping spectacular person who’s just trying to go with her days when fucking SUDDENLY-

by anamazingtruthfulperson August 27, 2019

Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 2, 2020