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Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food
Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)
by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023
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Litterily the best zodiac sign. Extremely loyal, very determained and will eliminate you off the face of the Earth. Excelent lie detecters and mind readers. And as you can tell.. not very good spellers. I know Scorpios are awesome because I am one. We also have a little too much ego.
1: What is the zodiac sign from october to November?
2: It is Scorpio.
by I'm NOT Short!! July 19, 2023
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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
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scorpio

"why is she such a bitch?"
"oh yeah, she's a scorpio"
"makes sense"
by lilysect January 21, 2021
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scorpios are the best zodiac signs most people say they are mean but once yu get to know us we cool asf/h*****
"ma friend a scorpio nd they cool ash"
"my gf a scorpio nd she the best frfr"
by niyahh bae <3 November 8, 2022
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Scorpio is the eighth zodiac out of 12 total zodiacs. The date range is October 23 - November 21, The symbol is a scorpion and the element is water.
Samantha: I was born November 17th, what’s my zodiac?

Eddie: You are a Scorpio.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
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Comes with third leg and money
A Scorpio (person)born from Oct 23rd-Nov 21st who has 2 legs and a third one in the middle and four pockets full of money
by Scorpio meaning March 17, 2025
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