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Floyd Mayweather Jr., is considered a runner. His fans claim this is the art of boxing (hit and not be hit) Although this is partially true, it's not just about not getting hit. You also have to try and knock out your opponent. When you claim to be the best at what you do, you don't run all night and be content with a decision. That shows no heart.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is a runner, he ran from Carlos Manuel Baldomir all night long and Floyd won by decision.
by titan1001 September 7, 2007
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homestar runner

A cool character off homestarrunner.com is white, wears a beanie, shirt w/ a star on it, and has no arms and is a terrific athlete. Borrows fondue sets and has a baseball bat headed girlfriend named marzipan.
Has a speech impediment and is annoying and funny all at the same time.
Flagrant error! I don't know what you did, but you sure messed it up you moron. Uh Oh! This does not look good for the homestarrunner.
by lazyassloser April 16, 2004
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Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
by Y3110VV September 24, 2005
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ho-runner

1) Big bodied domestic sedan or coupe. Preferably Lincoln, Cadillac, or Chevrolet Impala/Caprice, although Ford LTD or Chrysler Newports suffice. Vehicle may contain any or all of the following: Spoke rims, hydraulics, stereo system that (at loud volumes) can make rear view mirror detach from windshield, accumulate noise violation tickets, or make the screws holding the license plates on back out. In addition the vehicle favored as a hoe-runner can contain: window tint, more chrome than automobile, fuzzy dice, leopard print or leather interior, shag carpet, custom license plates (commonly referring to the vehicle as a pimpmobile or the driver as a pimp).
See: Pimpmobile
2) Person who enjoys the courtship of hos.
"I'm not really a big ho-runner."
"My uncle used to drive a 'ho-runner' "
by Pimp Daddy Danny Slick May 29, 2008
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Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
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Bridge Runner

Someone who exists on several worlds at the same time, as in a stock broker by day and a punk by night or a hi-tech big wig and a DJ. Usually with aptitude in one or both areas.
"That Eddie, a bridge runner, i tell you. Saw him last night bartending my local bar. Look at him now doing the accounting."

"She's a bridge runner. Saw her giving head behind the dumpster at that club last night, she was so hot, now she wants to fire me?
by abragag December 16, 2008
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Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind
That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner
by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022
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