pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.
Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019
Get the Asian Roulettemug. A game that you play where one of your friends hide in a cavern and then everyone else must visit every cavern in the area to try and find them. The first person to find them gets a prize determined by the group beforehand. As each person finds them, they all stay together in the caverns waiting for the final person. The last person to find them must do any of the activities at the cavern of the others choosing while wearing fish slippers.
by uwubellkeeper September 15, 2023
Get the Cavern-roulettemug. Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.
Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.
Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.
by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008
Get the Crossbow roulettemug. A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
by the one that ran away June 14, 2013
Get the Relationship Roulettemug. The bleaching the anus of a person, followed by the munching, eating or teasing with tongue of the anus and hoping that no feces will be either tasted nor swallowed. This process is often repeated or passed around in a group intil one fails (in rare occasions people would continue)
Guy1: man you coming over for some cleveland roulette?
Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four
Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four
by ballabingboo22 October 22, 2013
Get the cleveland roulettemug. I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016
Get the Sock roulettemug. A game of Yugoslavian Roulette is very reminiscent of "Russian Roulette" except it is tradition to use a fully loaded revolver, a semi-automatic pistol, or whatever gun you can think of that holds its ammo in a magazine.
On April 30th of 1945, the Führer of Germany brought it upon himself to dabble in a small game of Yugoslavian Roulette in his underground bunker; signalling his defeat.
by Mr.Skincoat June 2, 2019
Get the Yugoslavian Roulettemug.