Roommate Tax

When living with roommates this is a tax that all roommates share with another. It is when one roommate needs a favor or just calls it for shits and giggles. However, it can only be used once a month. When a roommate calls roommate tax it MUST be followed through with unless life threatening. The roommate being called roommate tax on can not call the same tax on that roommate. Not until next month.

I had a really long day at work today and don't want to make super, I call roommate tax on Mike to make supper!

I don't feel like doing my laundry... hey Mike, I call roommate tax for you to do my laundry.

by A-Malogna June 17, 2010

Roommate Swept

When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.

Yo dude whats good?

We just roommate swept some chick

by thedude1013921 April 21, 2010

Roommated

When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.

"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."

by RubbaDubBub October 5, 2015

Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.

Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.

by Jonesy D. October 13, 2016

roommate

vine

person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.

by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

roommate-ish

A person who helps make your life less stressful by helping you with bills.

A roommate-ish person is someone who supports you and has your back no matter what. They always look out for your best interest and makes sure you stay on the right path in life because if one person in the house is failing then the whole household will fail.

A roommate-ish person is someone you can connect with emotionally and physically.

Paul is my roommate-ish friend.

by Ninja Star P August 24, 2020

Roomaterrorist

A roomate who can be heard throughout the house no matter the time of day or activity

My uncle in a coma was awoken roomaterrorist eating his burrito.

by Muy Nigha October 19, 2020