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Reed

Amazing guy with Clark Kent (Superman) good looks. Reeds are very respectful to women, and always take care of the people they love. When Reeds fall in love, they give their hearts completely away to the girl that was lucky enough to catch their eye. Reeds never pressure their significant other into anything, and always take the time to tell her how much he loves her and how great she makes him feel. Being extremely attractive, sensitive, and different from all other guys, Reeds have their pick of girls, but they only need the love of one.
Do you see that hot guy over there? He's totally a Reed.

I'm so lucky to have Reed <3
by snofflelopogus July 7, 2010
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Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
by ReedieBop December 3, 2011
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recedo

Relating to the one who has little hair upon his bonce.
James "Oh my..look at that recedo"
Alan "Wow!"
by Snoopy92 June 10, 2007
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rebed

Going back to bed to sleep-off a hangover. Generally occurs in morning.

Not to be confused with Afternoon-nap or nooner
"I had a big drink yesterday and then I was woken up way too early by the kids squabling.

I had to rebed at 9am"
by Nooner king August 10, 2009
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remedial ropes

Military terminology for the act of self pleasure in or out of the field.
"Give a few minutes, I need to do some remedial ropes."
by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010
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reed-hasting

prematurely abandoning an established industry or practice, on the belief that something that is new or cutting-edge will be successful and profitable regardless of its quality or readiness.

Eponym referring to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who spun off the DVDs-by-mail service that had defined his company's success, re-branded it poorly, and retained the Netflix name for online streaming in the belief that it alone was the future of the industry.
It's important that we promote green energy, but we need to stop reed-hasting, or we'll just end up throwing more money at failing companies like Solyndra.
by ChunAsperEndao September 23, 2011
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Reedy Creek Middle

A f*cked up middle school in NC that has screams echoing through the hallway, a fight weekly, and a stupid student population.
"Reedy Creek Middle Is down the street. I'm terrified of it"
by link8785 November 3, 2017
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