redegg

a male or female with clear compleaction. ligth hair. + fish bowl eyes

xanthe breen. gemma ward
www.redeggs.piczo.com

by HAN-HAN May 17, 2006

Redemption Island

That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).

At Redemption Island:

Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost

Matt is back.

...

Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps

by GoForTheGoalBiz December 2, 2011

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

jawjack redemption

A rock band from Southern California that formed in 2016.

Let's rock out to The JawJack Redemption.

by AdamHenry August 26, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Shaw-Shake Redemption

The act of shaking a turd down and out of your pant leg to redeem the shitting of your pants

At the party Kevin pulled a Shaw-Shake Redemption on the dance floor and no one noticed the turd for 20 minutes!

by Jungle Jim44 November 7, 2010