The Recession

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

by not2pac July 6, 2011

postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016

Recessionalize

to slowly recover from the downfall of the economy, due to lack of leadership in the US.

He was able to recessionalize after he started his new job.

by LnDM May 30, 2011

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Biddienomical recession

The lack of biddies( hot women) in a certain area over a given amount of time.

jake " yo where the biddies at?"
austin " Dude such a Biddienomical recession."

by biddie nation October 23, 2011

infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.

Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",

by anonymous500r March 14, 2009

Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management

Recession - Nigeria government (2020)

by ussy04otu November 24, 2020