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Raunchy Spline

When your sock bundles up and/or folds into itself while wearing shoes. Known to be one of the most uncomfortable and frustrating things imaginable.
Person1- why are you so late?
Person2- sorry I kept getting “Raunchy Splines” every time I put on socks

Person1- Rip no problem
by Danf527 June 20, 2018
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raunchy

Those Raunchy Klondike Bar farts smelled like rotten eggs.
by Klondike Kid September 29, 2018
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Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 18, 2019
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raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.
The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.
by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018
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raunchy biscuit

A stanky-ass smell that comes from someone like Zach McMinn
OMG have they ever taken a shower?! They smell like raunchy biscuit
by kareemium September 23, 2017
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Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.
You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.
by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017
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raunchy ringer

A wrestling ring where people have an orgy
"Get ready to get in the raunchy ringer,Sarah." Mabel said.
by Urbanbitxhbrotha101 June 13, 2017
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