washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.
Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.
by shugatitz October 06, 2015
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chocolate raspberry

Beat-boxin’ on the booty hole
I’m glad I showered last night, because Linda gave me a chocolate raspberry.
by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018
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raspberry cunt

Dude that chick I did last night. Yea she has a raspberry cunt. Her names Carly.
by The Raspberry Cunt March 13, 2018
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raspberry cap

When a man thinks he is about to receive fellatio but the giving partner instead places a fresh raspberry over the receiver's glans and no fellatio is performed.
I thought I was going to get head for Valentine's Day but instead I got a raspberry cap and a sticky dick.
by beevo February 14, 2010
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Raspberry Pie

When having sex on your period and after you squat over your partners balls and let the blood drip all over them... yummm raspberry pie
by Heather Kardy September 11, 2008
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Raspberry parfait

when your fucking a girl on her period, you pull it out and cum on her face, rasberry parfait
yo dude the other night i was fucking this fat bitch with a bloody dirty vag and i pulled out and served her a raspberry parfait on her face
by fermunda man April 14, 2009
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crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank
by aerialdracula July 16, 2019
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