Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 29, 2007

R Kelly

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 7, 2019

R.Kelly

I don't like him..
But i really like his songz, he has a good voice =D

feelin on yo booty...

by RockReallySucks March 29, 2004

Reverse R Kelly

1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no

2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.

1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”

2) self explanatory

by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 5, 2019

melly.r.kelly

a stupid wyatt oleff fan page. she cool tho

Someone: “Melly.r.kelly is such a good fan page!”

someone else: “r.kelly?!”

by hello fan pages June 1, 2021