Qwerty

To feel torn between being a baller/hanging out with friends and sleeping/being lazy.

(originates from the top row of the standard American keyboard.)

Christie, I feel qwerty. Grant really wants to get drunk and go hot tubbing yet, i kind of feel like staying home.

by Kaelen December 28, 2005

QWERTY face

A term for falling asleep at your computer and resting your head on the keyboard, imprinting the keys into your skin, QWERTY being the classification of the key setup. (Also DVORAK face if you use a DVORAK keyboard)

"I had been playing for 43 hours straight, so I finally succumbed to QWERTY face."

by Froyst January 25, 2005

QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"

by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

Dirty QWERTY

The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.

It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.

Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.

Poop + Keyboard = Funny

Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.

by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007