Dirty Quim

a vagina that is either smelly and brown or smelly and blue.

Dude, that girl i banged last night had a dirty quim, i almost vommed!

by OYOOOOO December 13, 2012

Crimson Quim

Menstrual Fluid used as lubricant for sex

she's crimson quimming
THE CRIMSON QUIM

by saltandvinegar November 2, 2011

Quim Creme

The juice or creme produced by a sexually excited vagina.

Phil: I had an awesome night with a sloshpot last night, her pussy was so wet.

John: Nothing beats the taste of fresh quim creme

Phil: Fuck yeah!!!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

quim

To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.

Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.

by J B November 12, 2004

Quim bean

An insult used by gay guys, to insult straight guys

Aaah, fcuk off quim bean

by sideways14a January 1, 2009

Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

Quim Reaper

Someone who hunts for minging birds, aka rough poon.

gingers, fat birds & generally anyone that only blind people could love.

tonight this fat bitch is gunna see the quim reaper.

sorry ginger girls your only hope is the quim reaper

by Luke doherty May 20, 2009