Punted

If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.

BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...

Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!

by Broady68 November 2, 2012

dog punt

Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.

My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

muff-punt

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006

cunt punt

To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.

Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.

by BHyde2 May 27, 2006

cunt punt

To kick a woman in the crotch from behind.

Either due to anger or for laughs when she least expects it.

My friend hit my in the nuts earlier so Ima get her back when she least expects it. I saw her standing away from me with her legs spread so I came up behind her and gave her a nice cunt punt. She dropped fast.

by Mikey Mazik October 2, 2014

Cunt Punt

A swift kick to the female genital region launching the recipient into midair.

That girl was such a bitch I cunt punted her like no other!

by Sara Jane 22 March 22, 2009

cunt punt

/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.

/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.

"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"

"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010