spicy punishment

When you purposely eat spicy food, then later receive a Spicy Punishment on the porcelain throne.

James couldn't go out with the guyes, because he knew he would soon receive a Spicy Punishment.

by Bonzi_tree123 July 24, 2015

Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Pittsburgh Punisher

The act of pinning someone down, defecating in their mouth, then holding their jaw shut while they struggle to open up and relieve themselves

Jack: Yo dawg I gave Sheila a Pittsburgh Punisher the other day.

Xzibit: Wow, she must have had a shitty time

*Bah doomp ching*

by The Real Foofenscoops December 5, 2011

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain

Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door

by CyberNutz October 10, 2021

Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017

Never Punished

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

by Tritonist July 18, 2021

Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.

Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004