Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again

by Pelopallu August 30, 2016

Pube Chin

The small patchy drizzle of hair located at the bottom region of a young male's chin. Usually after a week of neglect.

Yo dude, I see you rocking that pube chin.

by TheIndependentVariable December 11, 2016

Pot Pube

Noun ; A very disturbed person who acts with little to no feelings only unless it is within a lie. Very sneaky personality. Does not bathe often. Not harmful to most but very distinct about his often colorful personaility. Addcited to pot. Very prepubecent. Tries to impress the weak/victims and lures them into his self indulgent world but often/most likely fails. Very un- intelligent, and clumsy. Compulsive liar. Likely to be a pedo. Dresses nicely but beware his disguises with his good looks and charm. Weird rash, may be contagious to most. Follows closely behind his victims up until the point of restraining orders. Guilty person. Often tries to make you feel guilty by using fabricated stories of unknown. Conceited.

Look at that Pot Pube saying that he's lived a hard life, and knows Michael Jackson and the President of Columbia.

That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.

That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.

by Scared Children.. October 30, 2010

ghost pubes

The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.

"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."

by Le Staboteur December 6, 2011

nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair

dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"

by scroaty g November 2, 2012

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

job interview pubes

This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.

Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.

Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....

Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....

Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.

by Goblin Green June 8, 2017