prune slapped

Being surprised with an extremely dark and purple hickey, that looks as if someone threw a prune at your neck.
(Usually very difficult to cover up or hide.)

James: Dude what'd your girl do to your neck last night?

Nick: Yeah, I got prune slapped. Can't hide it.

James: That sucks. No pun intended.

by cheesemayo June 20, 2011

prune sack

The very wrinkly, old, and slimy sack of skin that swings below an old man's legs when he walks

Careful on the stairs dad, you don't want to rip your prune sack again

by AShrekle May 5, 2018

Juic'n-The-Prune

Anal Sex

Man, the ho be freaky, they caught the be-atch in the backseat of her ride juic'n-the-prune!

by Qwen4aDay August 22, 2008

prune juice it

the act of moving on or changing the topic of a conversation.

That's nasty, just prune juice it.

by Nathan Swank March 16, 2008

prune the tuna

to neatly groom ones hairy vagina (i.e. trim the trim, garden the bush, shave the snatch, clean the hatchet wound, clip the clit, shorn the sheep, pelt the beaver, wax the crack) etc. etc.

Denises' swimsuit bottom looked as though it housed a two pound sack of loosely knit sweater fabric. Me thinks she should make haste and prune the tuna prior to next weeks YMCA junior swim olympics.

by Hirsute Harry the Conquerer November 29, 2011

Prune dick

A person that is bar hopping and drinks nothing but water.

Barbi, drink your goddamn Miller light and stop being a prune dick!

by Limpdaddy October 8, 2014

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008