prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

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Most amazing girl ever ! <3 loves everyone and is sweet she is a dunkin !

.postingcgd is an amazing girl

by Charli damelio dunkin October 17, 2021

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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022

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Phosting

The act of falsely assuming a situation based on just how it looks to be alone, then posting it online and adding new context to the situation.
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Someone in the Walmart parking lot lost their keys and was trying to get into their car, but someone else posted a photo they took of them online and said they were trying to break into someone else's car! They're phosting the situation!

by Wontonbadb October 23, 2023

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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or group of people posting or uploading a series of photos, videos, or text with very similar topics or ideas, that after a period of time become very repetitive and irritating

We understand you went to Coachella, you don’t need to tell us for the fifth time, Stop Posting This Shit

by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018

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