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poser

1. persons that aren't confident in their own opinions so they copy other persons they idolize, therefore becoming a poser.
person 1: "I LOVE __________!"
person 2: "Oh my gosh! I love that band too! We should go to a concert together, Best Friend!"
person 1: *walks away and mumbles "Poser...you're not my best friend."*
by original [: December 9, 2008
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poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
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poser

Pretending to like something you know nothing about , for the sake of fitting in or looking cool.
Did you see that kid wearing that nirvana shirt? He doesn't even know what nirvana is, he's such a poser.
by hoofney September 10, 2015
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poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout
Eman is such a "poser"
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poser

1. A term used, liberally, by people belonging to certain subcultures to assure themselves that they fit into their little group more than others. Generally because they are insecure about themselves.
2. A term used by pretentious sods.
1. I so belong here, I am not a poser.
2. That guy is such a poser.
by DeeDee13 July 21, 2008
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poser

A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.

This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"

Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"

the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
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poser

Wearing shirts from Abercrombie, pants from Hot Topic,dying your hair black, having and obsession with vampires and lacking any natural ablities.
by Pdot July 15, 2008
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