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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders
"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"
by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020
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Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
Damm zac is looking like a porky dad
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
mugGet the Porky dadmug.

beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.
"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
mugGet the beef-porkiesmug.

Porky Piggy

A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.
Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.
by Cucknificent March 26, 2017
mugGet the Porky Piggymug.

full porky pig

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.
by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017
mugGet the full porky pigmug.

porky

by wyatt27boss May 1, 2018
mugGet the porkymug.

Porky

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?
by anonymous April 16, 2021
mugGet the Porkymug.

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