Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 07, 2023

Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood January 11, 2007

Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 01, 2019

Porky

Porky is a piggy god used in another world. Scientist have discovered how to listen to other planets.

Porky, our ruler we worship you like the ultimate god in the galaxy.

by December 13, 2021

Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.

Porky? More like made of pork

by PizzaHutDelivery March 03, 2022