dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

Poontang Puncher

One who punches a female in the poontang.

Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! February 5, 2015

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015

poontang

grandma poon

my roommate is going to get some of that cougar poontang!

by bubbabub October 25, 2018

Poontang

Vagina. Relating to South-East Asian women generally, specifically Vietnamese.

'Gon get me some poontang this evening.

by Bix006 February 2, 2019

Poontang

Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)

Hey Squee, want to lift weights tonight and then get some poontang?

by schweddy balls October 3, 2018