sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Lick the pooch

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.

Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.

by steven922 July 19, 2012

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

blew the pooch

An accepted, intensified variation on the phrase, "screwed the pooch."

Bill really blew the pooch on that presentation.

by Shahid Iqbal October 16, 2009

Vodka Pooch

Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.

Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"

by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

Pooch-kin

Adore our pups like little kids (munchkins), in an endearing way.

"Hey pooch-kin, you're so silly and cute"

by treelover2400 October 24, 2018