Wild pony

A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.

Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!

by Harshy1 June 14, 2015

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Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers August 04, 2005

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Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 02, 2020

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alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 04, 2014

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