brushing the pony

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020

alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

Thunder Pony

The infamous shot of alcohol whereby it is customary to yell, "THUNDER PONY" prior to drinking the shot.

Dizzle, I hope you enjoy a thunder pony for your birthday tonight!

by Thunder Pony Fan October 29, 2014

owns ponies

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Class Pony

Normally a girl, usually in highschool, known for giving other students sexual pleasure.

Wow that girl get's around, she is definitely the "Class Pony"

by Major Tanksley April 8, 2006