le bluze pon faun

A joke that makes you blush because of its sexual innuendo

“Why did the Frenchman unzip his pants?”
“Why?”
“His husband needed to do something else besides work.”
“That’s a nice Le Bluze Pon Faun.”
“What’s that?”
“A fake French sounding word…”

by DorianGray1243 February 7, 2025

Man-pon

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments

Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!

by Big Medicine November 22, 2024

hero-pon riki

A fucking puff ball thieving bitch.

Hero-pon riki stole mah Monado!

by JAEGERBOMBASTIC May 14, 2015

pon

name for someone who is a penatly merchant and cone dribbling merchant

look at pon doing cone drills and taking penalties. typical pon

by dyze44 July 24, 2023

Pon

(n., adj.) 1. A smol horse. 2. Used to describe a horse as smol.

n. "You know what's smaller than Donald Trump's hands? A pon."
adj. "My god, you look pon as fuck in that tunic cardigan."

by Avirexii February 4, 2019

Pon

Pon ; adhering only to manliness.

What if south park enter the ponderverse existed too as a spin off to say everyone is a boy?

by GJMRDTOSZ October 14, 2025

Pons

a Type of money on a planet Most are in possession of a hat kid also you can get BADGE'S with them

Spend some PONS on badges

by ANTAHIT December 16, 2024