UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms

"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"

by jay love June 12, 2006

super uber nube poned

to utterly own one at a various video game or other activivty; unbelievably good;. (hecks yes)

Bryan super uber nube poned that Owen kid at guitar hero.

by god's dad May 13, 2007

pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.

Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.

by jaypce December 10, 2010

pone it

Ace it, to do well

"shall we do this?"

"Yeh lets pone it"

by flange92 August 14, 2008

Pone

To completely destroy someone

Jamison dodgeball team poned the competition

by Arctic_Falcon April 10, 2019

Pone

Pone also known as 'dick cheese' is the cheesy smelly stuff in the foreskin this doesn't happen when you are circumsised meaning do circumcision

Thats some nasty ass pone I'm thinking about circumcision

by Circumsised cheif September 30, 2019

post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)

"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"

by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020