Man-pon

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments

Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!

by Big Medicine November 22, 2024

Martin Romero Pons

somone with small balls or penis

Oh Martin romero pons has a small penis

by Nate Stanesa January 26, 2024

Pon

(n., adj.) 1. A smol horse. 2. Used to describe a horse as smol.

n. "You know what's smaller than Donald Trump's hands? A pon."
adj. "My god, you look pon as fuck in that tunic cardigan."

by Avirexii February 4, 2019

hero-pon riki

A fucking puff ball thieving bitch.

Hero-pon riki stole mah Monado!

by JAEGERBOMBASTIC May 14, 2015

pon

name for someone who is a penatly merchant and cone dribbling merchant

look at pon doing cone drills and taking penalties. typical pon

by dyze44 July 24, 2023

dancin pon che dance floor

Dancing on the Dance floor- made famous by the ska band The Toasters from New York in the song dancin

We dancin pon che dance floor

by skankinpunk47 August 3, 2010

Pon

Adjective
Short for ponkotsu (ポンコツ), Japanese
A clumsy, unreliable person.
Ditzy

That pon girl left her suitcase at the airport.

by PlsNoTy October 22, 2025