A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.
by Mirna da cool December 19, 2019
The guys who protect you and your fellow citizens, and enforce law and order. Some are corrupt, and some are bigoted, and most of them are arrested. Some aren't, just as some criminals aren't, which is sickening. For the most part they're alright. Some want them abolished, although they have a fetish for being slaughtered by serial killers
Larry: "The police should be fucking abolished. You hear what they did to George Floyd? Fucking inhumane"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"
by Darth N1h1lus June 13, 2020
5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power
by Jason April 10, 2003
(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
People who's job is to serve and protect the community, more often than not taking slings(money) from crims and helping crooks out. Dumd dope heads often fat as cows with a nasty attitude problem.
Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.
by Neddy Smith October 22, 2003
fat fucks we call them 5.0 pigs nigger chasers dick heads donut lovers krispy kreame robbers low life skateboard theifs
by Jeremiah June 27, 2004
In the United States, a paramilitary organization whose primary purpose is to prevent people of color from interfering in any way with the daily lives of white people.
White Person: In general, I think the police perform a vital function within our society.
Black Person: The police! Run!!
Black Person: The police! Run!!
by Time4Pizza November 24, 2014