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Halfwit Poet

pro fortnite gamer, has multiple fortnite girlfriends, is married to Christopher 4life and has the best music taste known to man.
that guy has such a humongous johnson, I bet his name is halfwit poet
by Halfwitpoet October 10, 2021
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The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.
Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.
by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024
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Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.
Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter
by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018
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21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.
"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"
by DaRealBdizzle September 24, 2016
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21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme
When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.
by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016
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Poets

When you want to be Kras AF but you have standards.
My guy jy is *Poets* dom!
Ek sal vir jou hard *Poets* etter!!
by ZeniBoi April 15, 2021
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poet

poet:- means to shit ,defecate,poo, or to have a dump
i need to get out this yahoo chatroom i need a quid poet, and i'll remember to wipe my megie .
by a tron November 6, 2007
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