When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017

by Burrito Lover December 9, 2008

by Netsirkeel October 8, 2017
