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AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010
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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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Pastry

A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.
My friend is such a pastry, she always uses Ai for her stories.
by Love.Art May 29, 2025
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round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017
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Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.
by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019
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Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza
Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"
by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021
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pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
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