A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
by teeecher May 3, 2011
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by skreettalk May 11, 2018
Get the FUCK PARENTS mug.1)People who have sex and somehow think that makes them qualified to rule over your life.
2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.
3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!
4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.
5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.
6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.
7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
2)People who think that your privacy dosent matter cause you're younger than them.
3)people who set an AMAZING example of following their own directions/house rules!
4)people who think that your two days off of school are,"let's wake up early and get a fresh start!" Days and, "let's go do something that I know full well you don't want to do!" Days.
5)people who think that it's okay to tell you how to and not to dress, what type of music you can and can't listen to, and what you can and can't do while you are in the "comfort" of your own home ruining any individuality you had left in this already crushing society.
6)people who tell you that you have to "earn" the right to do things that you already should have the right to do.
7) and lastly, people who unintentionally worsen any mental illnesses you already might have such as anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, ect.
My parents just made me spend my entire fucking weekend doing chores and "earning my right to do shit"
by nina_bryskoe April 17, 2017
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Get the parents mug.A nickelodeon cartoon about a child named timmy with fairy god parents.
Created by butch hartman, FoP is often hilarious but sometimes misses.
Created by butch hartman, FoP is often hilarious but sometimes misses.
Cosmo: Hey. I didn't know Jorgen was made of metal, or had an extension cord coming from his butt. JORGEN IS NOT MADE OF METAL, BUT HE MAY HAVE AN EXTENSION CORD IN HIS BUTT; I NORMALLY DON'T LOOK BACK THERE!
by Chaltab March 4, 2005
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Get the fairy god parents mug.a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
by mynameiskipper November 26, 2016
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