mediterranean panini

An IT professional most likely named Wes.

Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

by Angelic-A June 3, 2016

Zyko Panini Maker

A person who cooks panini's for panda's.

Elijah is such a good zyko panini maker.

by ShayBuddy5304 October 23, 2020

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

prison panini

A sandwich warmed in between the butt cheeks.

Hey, man I was able to get you a prison panini out of the cafeteria…

by Bowlman_can March 21, 2023

Janini the Panini

Her name is actually Janani but due to the mispronunciation of her name, its now janini the panini. She loves cats and is one of the world's annoying person ever, but kind of nice sometimes. She works very hard and will live a great life. Math is her strong suit, and her future is very bright. There are not many Janini the panini that you come across. Sometimes stinky but always covers it up with expensive perfume #dusty musty crusty pustAYY

Teacher: Janini in today?
Classmate 1: Janini the panini?
Janani: NO it is Janani!!

Person 2: What is your name?
Janani: Janani
Person 1: Janini?
Best-friend: YEH! like panini

by Olumbu123 December 6, 2021

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024