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dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020
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Prune pussy

Vagina after being in a pool.
Error10020174 key=(PRUNE PUSSY) COULDN'T BE FOUND.
by Joemama's closet April 7, 2021
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Juic'n-The-Prune

Man, the ho be freaky, they caught the be-atch in the backseat of her ride juic'n-the-prune!
by Qwen4aDay August 22, 2008
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prune juice it

the act of moving on or changing the topic of a conversation.
by Nathan Swank March 16, 2008
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prune the tuna

to neatly groom ones hairy vagina (i.e. trim the trim, garden the bush, shave the snatch, clean the hatchet wound, clip the clit, shorn the sheep, pelt the beaver, wax the crack) etc. etc.
Denises' swimsuit bottom looked as though it housed a two pound sack of loosely knit sweater fabric. Me thinks she should make haste and prune the tuna prior to next weeks YMCA junior swim olympics.
by Hirsute Harry the Conquerer November 29, 2011
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Prune dick

A person that is bar hopping and drinks nothing but water.
Barbi, drink your goddamn Miller light and stop being a prune dick!
by Limpdaddy October 8, 2014
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Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.
1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.
by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008
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