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Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*
by terk! March 3, 2024
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trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
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"One sock on, one sock off" conditioning

The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
by ttrungraj May 19, 2023
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bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
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Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
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sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.
Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back
by Just the tips November 4, 2018
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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
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