so throne

Best of the BEST. example of perfection.

"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"

by thatLO October 26, 2013

A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on

T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013

Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

Game of Thrones

The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.

Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.

by TomAnkhs August 26, 2013

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022