granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

granny bite

Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.

Four granny bites please!

by Matt in the SRB June 22, 2011

Granny Wank

giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps

"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."

by Plube09 January 1, 2009

granny mobile

A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.

Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.

"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."

by maxisick August 17, 2011

sexy granny

Old lady who makes a grandpa stiffy in a jiffy

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

granny gear

The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.

That hill was so steep, I wish my bike had a granny gear to get up it.

by JoshCyclist January 20, 2006

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009