my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

I'm my own boss

Become self-employed.

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.

A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!

by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022

saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

i'm forming my own cloud

a meme from 2024 but it was a trend in 2020

Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!

Guy 2: No, let's see it then.

I'm forming my own cloud..🥺

Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE

Guy 2: What the fuck?

by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024