by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019
Get the hinge endermug. Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"
Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"
Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"
Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"
Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"
Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022
Get the Guy on Hingemug. A dating app for married or separated-but-still-technically-married women to cheat on their husbands, but say that they are "not ready" to date someone once they get that "D".
by Paratork January 5, 2025
Get the Hingemug. Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the penis door hinge slammermug. The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.
He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.
by $w@gMoneyRecords May 3, 2024
Get the hinge cringemug. Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016
Get the Hinge-Lickermug.