smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

enemy turf

Your enemy's territory. Like in a war against two nations except these are more "local" within neighborhoods. Sort of like how gangs claim their terrirory. It's their "turf" and your enemy's territory would be tha "enemy turf".

"Enemy Turf to the.."

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004

earf turf

when one owns the whole world and feels intitled to it.

Boy; what chu got fool?
Guy; Nigga got earf turf

by Konnigge ariscne June 3, 2011

turf war

a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.

the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.

by istanbel September 8, 2008

turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010

turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.

When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.

by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014