Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.
by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009
Get the Counter-offensivemug. 1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".
2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"
"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"
2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"
2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
Get the Yeetable Offensemug. When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.
Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
Get the Offensive Boardmug. A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.
by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022
Get the TET Offensivemug. A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.
by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008
Get the zone offensemug. Visually Offensive
somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards
somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards
him:west, check out that guy over there
other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket
him:should we hittem ow west
other guy: ye west
other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket
him:should we hittem ow west
other guy: ye west
by westwestwest December 18, 2012
Get the Visually Offensivemug. Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020
Get the Bobuk offensive philosophymug.