The Nutty Barbarian

This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.

After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.

by Raydingess November 29, 2011

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019

Nutty The Ghost

1: n. One of Carvel’s signature cakes with two layers of ice cream, chocolate crunchies, milk fudge, and white whipped frosting covered in nuts or vanilla crunch.

n. Someone who nuts and ghosts

1: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to eat my delicious Nutty The Ghost!”
2: “Don’t fall for that guy, he’s a Nutty The Ghost.”

by twinkie-chan May 24, 2018

nutty butt

Nutty butt or nuttius bontutius as the latin say is when one ejects his man Juice into the anal oriphus and enjoys a butter butter while riding the butt train.

Hey Larry wanna give me a nutty butt tonight in the the peanut factory

by Thenuttrain June 1, 2017

nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...

Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!

by Gostevego January 1, 2021

nutty pal

When a male and his friend Jack off to the same porno.

"Dude Jamal just asked me to be his nutty pal wtf his problem?"

by Sadpoon November 25, 2016

The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017