tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”

by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020

Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide

A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music

by Aza0405 June 17, 2022

Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

noose caboose

When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.

Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--

by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023