Fake Necks

Fake Rednecks or guys who dress up and pretend to be cowboys/rednecks to pick up girls who dig country boys.

Also guys who arent country but try to act country in order to impress girls who say they dig cowboys but dont really want to date a redneck.

Monica really likes to pick up those preppy cowboys at the bar, she is really into fake necks.

by T.G.R January 30, 2008

nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

bite necks

to make out ferociously

"But, Suzy, I really, really wanted to bite necks with him!" (Translation: "But, Suzy, I really, really wanted to make out with him.")

by Neckbiter March 5, 2007

job nockey

Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.

Gaff is a right job nockey.

by Stephen Brough January 21, 2005

noks

Strange, Russian, color-blind thing; has very little grasp of English language; pronounces "allegory" as "uh-LEG-ory" and compares babies to being "...like monkies;" is fond of the term chia waaa

If Russia were full of people like Noks, well, it's no wonder they can't overpower the fricking Ukraine.

by sedaris March 31, 2005

nock job

A nock job can be known as the event where an inverted reach around is performed along with the assistance of various sex toys positioned in ways that stimulate the receiving end of the sexual action.

kristen hands out nock jobs for all the following: rides, food, drugs, homework, liquor, and of course money.

by KreeperKristen69 April 16, 2010

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003