by Wayne_Blows February 11, 2009
Possibly the best town in essex county... cut in half probably somewhere in between prospect and springfield ave that being maplehood and maplewood... home of the newark/irivington born gangster as well as italians irish scotts etc etc.. some people think south orange is a much better town but every1 knows that south orange are a bunch of fags and we run them... maplewood is the best town of essex county which is the best count of jersey which is the best state in the nation....simply put
by maplewoodforever August 22, 2006
a overly upper class town. Inhabiting this town you will find less than 10 hard laborers, that are also legal citizens. Of the population that are minors you'll find a large amount of emos, the "Wolf Pack", and a shit ton of people that play soccer, the entire population, tough diverse can agree that they all hate their town. fortunately, it is not as boring as the neighboring town mendham. the youth also seem to enjoy partaking in activities that involve drinking and smoking weed. altough some will do it just so they'll be "cool" (see back to wolf pack.).
by Chesterite November 25, 2009
I live here, so some of you stupid people don't know what you're talking about. We have moderate temperatures and have pretty nice houses. There are a couple of of streets like School Road East. The school district is really good. Great, smart teachers. There really is NOTHING to do!!!!!! Just going to the Freehold Raceway Mall to shop, go to the new dog park, go to the parks, the recreation center, or the library. We have a small plaza with an awesome pizza parlor and a great dim sum place called. We have a senior Living Center, for Senior Citizens to live in when they are older. There are Girl Scouts that are in town. A couple of ttroops, not many. We have many different cultures here. From Chinese to Albainian. We have many religons too. From Christian to Muslim. We are very different. Most people DO come from Brooklyn or New York, They still comute like regular people. Like you. And the girls don't wear fancy or designer stuff. I mean, some girls wear Juicy, but that's as fance or designer as we get in Marlboro. Agree with number 6, the ONLY good defintion of Marlboro. So, shut your stupid, suckish, pig mouths and forget what everyone else says, Marlboro, NJ is a GREAT town!
Guy 1: "Hey, I'm new in Marlboro,NJ. Where's a good place to get some great food here?"
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
Guy 2: Oh, well there's Crown Palace on Main Street, or Romeo's or Bagel Talk for breakfast.
Guy 1: Oh, thanks. Is there a place for my dog to play off leash in town?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's right near the library, in front of the rec center.
Guy 1: Thanks again. But would you also know where a soccor feild or a park is?
Guy 2: Yeah, there are a bunch everywhere. Near the rec center, or at the schools.
Guy 1: Do you guys have a good school system?
Guy 2: Yep, the schools even have anti-bullying seminars for the children. So, the school would be bully-free!
Guy 1: Okay, thank you so much.
by symbarayluv April 08, 2012
A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.
White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.
by Jay March 17, 2005
Hillside, NJ is a middle and upper middle class town of mostly Portuguese and Africans bisected by Route 22 and a set of train tracks. There is a small Jewish presence as well as a growing Hispanic presence. Upperclass residents either live in the more ostentatious Westminster section or invest a lot into designing the interior of their homes in the rest of Hillside as to not draw attention. Teens hang out at at Central Avenue Park ,Short Hills Mall, Jersey Gardens Mall, or inside homes playing video games. Both parents work so there's very little fraternizing with neighbors beyond small talk.
You're from Hillside, NJ? I figured as much since you do well in school and speak really well but still manage to play basketball and hang out wit. Your parents must have their shit together. Property taxes are high.
by Buggs Bunny x86 July 10, 2017
The land of wannabe long island japs but way more obnoxious because they are not from Long Island. Also you can see them driving in their mercedes along with the insane amount of drama amongst the popular kids.
by Bdubs9923 February 02, 2018